SurveyHave you inadvertently participated in a macho contest?
      – BorgClown, 2009-10-20 at 01:08:25   (14 comments)

On 2009-10-20 at 01:13:22, BorgClown wrote...
Before you answer, let me give you an example: You go to the urinal and start to pee. Someone comes right away, leaves the acceptable buffer space and start to pee too. Suddenly you notice he pees louder than you, so you try to pee even louder. Inadvertently it became a peeing contest! Ha! Hear my powerful urination, my bladder is stronger than yours!
On 2009-10-20 at 01:13:46, BorgClown wrote...
Then both men leave the bathroom, without crossing a word. True story.
On 2009-10-20 at 01:13:55, BorgClown wrote...
And I won!
On 2009-10-20 at 11:33:38, DigitalBoss wrote...
You should be so proud.
On 2009-10-20 at 14:23:15, Lee J Haywood wrote...
@BorgClown: How do you know if the other man was even trying?
On 2009-10-20 at 17:19:25, Thelevellers wrote...
So done stuff like that before... Especially on bikes - I'm often (comparatively) fast uphill, but slow downhill, so get overtaken on the way down, only to power past on the next up... :D
On 2009-10-20 at 20:10:50, BorgClown wrote...
@Lee J Haywood: You can feel when it happens: the sudden awareness, the feeling of competition, the trusting hip motions to impulse the urine, the confuse look on the loser and the following hurried escape... Oh wait...
On 2009-10-21 at 16:20:35, DigitalBoss wrote...
and its deep too.
On 2009-10-21 at 21:26:24, DigitalBoss wrote...
Ok, nobody has heard it. Two guys stop and piss off a bridge. The one guy says "the water in that creek is cold", and the other guy says "and it's deep too".
On 2009-10-22 at 00:58:11, BorgClown wrote...
Never heard it before, yeah. Nice one.
On 2009-10-22 at 08:51:17, Lee J Haywood wrote...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bynv9s6Iw
On 2009-10-22 at 16:55:17, Thelevellers wrote...
*giggles* nice... :)
On 2009-10-23 at 02:45:24, BorgClown wrote...
I wouldn't have blown up, I'm such a pro urine athlete.
On 2009-12-05 at 04:14:28, BorgClown wrote...
Peeing contest toon. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Moronail/~3/3KuGnGpN06k/2275_mushin_gun_penis_is_awesum