OpinionIf you wanted to stop coming here, announcing that you were performing self-surgery and disappear would be awesome
      – BorgClown, 2009-10-03 at 08:13:14   (10 comments)

On 2009-10-03 at 08:15:12, BorgClown wrote...
Of course it would be. Even if nobody cared, you could fantasize about the puzzled look in other's faces.
On 2009-10-03 at 09:43:39, Lee J Haywood wrote...
Hmm, I'm not sure that it would be awesome. At the very least you could create a whole back-story, get everyone involved and then disappear. Creating an Internet legend, complete with a history of comments and responses, could be awesome.
On 2009-10-03 at 17:42:42, BorgClown wrote...
Oh wow, you could even create a support website, maybe get on the front page of Digg... then an "insider" reveals it was a big joke, then some 4chan nerd teases the anonymous dogs into a righteous punishment crusade, then your name makes it to Fox News... Wait, it's gotten too retarded already.
On 2009-10-04 at 12:13:06, Thelevellers wrote...
I like the idea, I'd say do it, but you are good entertainment to throw away on a one off giggle... :)
On 2009-10-04 at 16:03:19, Lee J Haywood wrote...
I think the main problem is that it's completely unoriginal now - others have done it before.
On 2009-10-04 at 17:00:47, BorgClown wrote...
Maybe instead of self-surgery the lie could be an citizen undercover report about drug cartel life, or south american guerrilla. A blog, a tweeter account, fake pictures, and after a couple of weeks, nothing...
On 2009-10-04 at 17:01:46, BorgClown wrote...
"an citizen", honest mistake, although it sounds as suicidal as "an hero", so it's appropriate.
On 2009-10-04 at 17:03:07, BorgClown wrote...
@Thelevellers: WAH? Who said it was me? I'm just a goody-two-shoes incapable of such treachery, just askin' =)
On 2009-10-05 at 10:01:07, Lee J Haywood wrote...
@BorgClown: So when are you going to start?
On 2009-10-05 at 20:02:14, BorgClown wrote...
Oh no, too much work for the lulz. Besides, if I wanted to do that, I'd ask you to delete this topic, otherwise it'll betray the joke.