OpinionShit on your finger smells worse than shit in the toilet because the shit in the toilet is farther from your nose.
      – Despicable, 2008-11-13 at 09:02:30   (13 comments)

On 2008-11-13 at 09:05:23, Despicable wrote...
O course it depends on where you stick your head
On 2008-11-13 at 09:41:14, Mogis wrote...
I always thought it was that the shit in the toilet gets dunked in water.
On 2008-11-13 at 18:59:18, BorgClown wrote...
I agreed, just because if you suspect you have shit in your fingers, the usual reaction is holding them very close as your nose and smell them. Any small amount of poop would smell worse that close.
On 2008-11-13 at 18:59:57, BorgClown wrote...
*very close to your nose
On 2008-11-13 at 19:56:39, Lee J Haywood wrote...
It's far, far worse to have dog muck on your shoes and get it in the carpet. You can still smell it for days after you've cleaned up.
On 2008-11-13 at 21:35:33, BorgClown wrote...
Ah, the king foul smeller is milk. If you spill milk in your car (be it from a baby bottle, baby vomit or some kid's drink), as much as you try to clean it, it will make your car smell of rotten corpse after a few days.
On 2008-11-13 at 22:54:00, Lee J Haywood wrote...
I've not had that problem, although I did once accidentally lose some pies under the passenger seat and there was a very sweet smell that I thought must be coming from some blossoms from a nearby tree...
On 2008-11-13 at 23:20:47, BorgClown wrote...
The next step in capitalist decadence: Real pie car fresheners.
On 2008-11-13 at 23:21:44, Lee J Haywood wrote...
It wasn't such a bad smell... until we realised what it was. Then it made us feel sick, even with the windows wide open.
On 2008-11-13 at 23:45:42, BorgClown wrote...
Sweet. It's like fish, it only smells good in the dinner table, everywhere else it doesn't.
On 2008-11-13 at 23:48:06, Lee J Haywood wrote...
I imagined that it was bacteria munching on the pies as they decayed, but I don't really know for sure. At least the smell didn't linger once I got home and threw them away, although they were there for almost a week.
On 2008-11-14 at 07:33:00, Despicable wrote...
Shit on the tip of your nose is the worse smelling shit, with the exception of shit in your nose. The worse smell in the world without exception is the smell that emanates from a dead human body, That stink is the final statement that you make in this world.
On 2008-11-14 at 14:45:41, BorgClown wrote...
I guess everyone has his favorite worst odor of all. In this post, someone talks about his experience on degreasing day in KFC: http://tdfuhringer.blogspot.com/2007/07/worst-smell-ever.html