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      – Baslisks, 2008-09-24 at 18:15:08   (14 comments)

On 2008-09-24 at 18:15:32, Baslisks wrote...
It was a bright day and all the world seemed ok.
On 2008-09-24 at 18:33:56, BorgClown wrote...
I woke up, tasted the terrible flavor of morning breath and headed for the bathroom. Alas! No water in the faucets, no water in the shower...
On 2008-09-25 at 00:30:48, Patofeo wrote...
to make matters worse, the funk from the toilet was unbearable and unflushable...
On 2008-09-25 at 07:21:18, BorgClown wrote...
Gosh, the urge to, uh, relax is becoming unbearable!
On 2008-09-25 at 15:52:18, Baslisks wrote...
Needing to clean my system, I decided to head down to the local mini mart to see if they had water.
On 2008-09-25 at 20:03:44, BorgClown wrote...
Drat! Somehow there's not a single water drop in my town... It looks as if all the liquids evaporated, even from closed containers. I wonder what happened, and also wonder if the golden subproduct of "cleaning my system" is worth money now. I steal an empty purified bottle and fill it with my sparkling juice. Inventory: Golden juice bottle
On 2008-09-25 at 22:51:39, RudystillRules wrote...
Upon drinking said sparkling juice, I realized it wasn't enough, I needed the taste of blood.
On 2008-09-25 at 23:24:02, BorgClown wrote...
Then it came to me: There was a plague and everybody is dead! Except me, because I'm an amateur vampire.
On 2008-09-26 at 03:32:24, RudystillRules wrote...
I could see now my only option was to drink the blood of corpses assuming they were still around.
On 2008-09-26 at 06:25:13, BorgClown wrote...
Aaah, the mini mart owner's corpse blood was most satisfying. But now that there's no one to terrorize, what should I do next?
On 2008-09-26 at 17:57:07, RudystillRules wrote...
It was clear my only choice was to freeze myself in a cryogenic tube so I could resurface 1000 years later when Humanity manages to rebuild civilization.
On 2008-09-26 at 18:32:17, BorgClown wrote...
Humanity wiped out, hello? It's clear I must escape this planet. I've heard that Mars is a bloody planet, and it certainly looks red. Taking a few corpses to munch later, I set direction to NASA.
On 2008-09-26 at 22:54:17, RudystillRules wrote...
Upon reaching NASA I realize there aren't enough people alive required to properly conduct a launch into space and therefore realize that that idea is very unlikely, if not impossible.
On 2008-09-27 at 02:39:00, BorgClown wrote...
Then I consider the cryogenic tube again... Dang, it's dawning already.