AnnouncementLiterary Hallmark card competition in 1...2...
      – Scarletxstarlet, 2008-09-16 at 00:52:37   (12 comments)

On 2008-09-16 at 00:53:27, Scarletxstarlet wrote...
My entry runs thusly: FRONT "To the light of my life, the fire of my loins... INSIDE "Happy sixth birthday."
On 2008-09-16 at 03:01:28, Beeba wrote...
lol. i always knew you were a pedo, scarlet. ;)
On 2008-09-16 at 03:27:27, Baslisks wrote...
mmm lolita
On 2008-09-16 at 06:20:11, Korinthian wrote...
How about a card with two holes in it, about half an inch apart. <tt>"Stick your fingers through here (from the back)". And then when they have done just that, you smack them in the back of the head, making them gouge their own eyes. I bet it'd be a hit.
On 2008-09-17 at 02:11:06, BorgClown wrote...
FRONT: Don't worry, time heals everything. INSIDE: Except AIDS. Sucks to be you.
On 2008-09-17 at 02:20:41, Baslisks wrote...
@BorgClown: point
On 2008-12-17 at 16:49:55, Scarletxstarlet wrote...
FRONT: "So you're going to be parents..." INSIDE: "If there's any way I can help, let me know." [picture of coathanger] ___I realize this has become an "Offensive Hallmark Competition" now. :p
On 2008-12-17 at 16:56:07, Lee J Haywood wrote...
Here's that coathanger picture... http://wweek.com/assets/images/coversplash.gif
On 2008-12-17 at 19:12:33, BorgClown wrote...
The coathanger theme is disturbing: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=271
On 2008-12-17 at 19:13:10, BorgClown wrote...
He lived, BTW =) http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=273
On 2008-12-17 at 19:26:54, Lee J Haywood wrote...
I highly recommend the film Vera Drake to anyone who hasn't seen it - illegal abortions in the 1950s. It's particularly notable because the director kept the actors in the dark, so their reactions to unexpected events appear very genuine.
On 2008-12-17 at 19:55:15, Lee J Haywood wrote...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1574832/China-woman-in-legal-first-over-abortion-case.html