Surveylotion works better when skin is moist. like when one gets out of shower
      – Quantumtwo, 2008-09-13 at 22:49:54   (8 comments)

On 2008-09-13 at 22:51:15, Quantumtwo wrote...
its hydrates so much better
On 2008-09-14 at 03:49:34, Nevermore wrote...
I've always heard this is true, but I prefer to sit around and let my skin dry for a bit first.
On 2008-09-14 at 03:52:48, Korinthian wrote...
This revelation will not make me use lotion. What's it good for anyways?
On 2008-09-14 at 03:58:56, Nevermore wrote...
it's good for having soft skin and smelling yummy.
On 2008-09-14 at 03:59:12, Nevermore wrote...
and for jerking off.
On 2008-09-14 at 04:01:31, Korinthian wrote...
@Nevermore: I'm not an USAder, I don't need lotion for that kind of thing. And I already smell yummy!
On 2008-09-14 at 21:59:21, Quantumtwo wrote...
like food? or flowers
On 2008-09-17 at 01:05:47, BorgClown wrote...
I'm part of the let-the-skin-dry crowd. But I've used such lotions only a few times in my life.